The Gay Agenda
Monday - October 29th, 2007
They’re hiding in your son’s closet just waiting until your back is turned and then they pounce, they make him gay! Honest. That’s what gay people do. It’s all they think about, day and night. Their master plan is get a gay President and then force everyone to be gay. They want to abolish marriage, destroy all churches and burn priests. They also want to teach all children that being straight is bad and then encourage them to participate in child pornography. And they want to fill the country with gay immigrants. And, they support “the other guys” in the numerous military conflicts we are in. Oh, and, erm, they worship the devil and, um, eat babies. Honest. The bastards.
October 31st, 2007 at 7:06 pm
BULLSHIT!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:18 pm
I`m hoping you`re overexadurating or being sarcastic or something…. Otherwise that`s really offensive…
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:56 am
Shut up you silly women, as a gay I do not feel this is offensive.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 am
I think it is, unless it`s as a joke of some sort
My friend also found it offensive, which is why I actually came on
I hadn`t checked the comic in about a week so I didn`t even see this but she`d sent it to me…
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:59 am
It’s clearly a joke. We don’t eat babies any more, we gave that up ages ago. And I haven’t worshipped the devil in months.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Are you all fucking morons?
The man is joking. Taking the piss.
Fucking hell, it’s things like this that make me wonder how we have not managed to wipe ourselves out yet. AnnieveaROZE just be thankful our society is so protected these days that natural selection no longer exists, because believe me, you would be the first to go.
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
HAH
I assumed it was a joke, but my friend wasn`t sure…
November 5th, 2007 at 1:02 am
WTF
So by me simply saying that my friend was offended by this comic, I`d deff be the first to die out of 6 billion people in the world?
I`m sorry, I don`t get your mind Sam
There are rapist and other out there that I believe would die because of their horrible minds long before me…
I was pretty damn positive this was an exaduration
And I was commenting that my friend didn`t…
Please don`t take everything I say word-for-word…
November 5th, 2007 at 5:39 am
Fight Fight Fight!
Heh
November 5th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Wow, this comic has so many comments on it :D
November 28th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Mortal Combat!
I thought this comic was awesome, and I’m into both men and women. I also have several gay friends (unfortunately, one of them didn’t find it so funny)
I guess you have to take everything in stride.
Don’t worry AnnieveaROZE, murders, rapists, puppy-kickers and plenty of other nasty people are going to die long before normal people do. Or at least they should.
November 28th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
This is obviously a joke. Have you been reading the rants? Do you really think the guy who did those is anti-gay? He’s exaggerating the conservative anti-gay side.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Dear AnnieveaROZE ITS A FUCKING WEBCOMIC!!!!!
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Wait there’s an agenda? Damn! I knew i should have been reading those newsletters my people keep sending me.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 am
i feel stupider for having read these comments.
December 5th, 2007 at 6:32 am
me too…
December 7th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
he’s being sarcastic.you guys are preeetty smart (sarcastic again)!
December 11th, 2007 at 4:34 am
He’s OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic. In a previous comic, he has commended a gay couple for standing up for themselves, and scolded the thirteen year old kids that were making fun of them. A person doesn’t just up and turn around. He’s mocking those who actually believe what he’s talking about.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Man I completely agree with this rant and you know they’re really sneaky they can look just like real people. But thank god people are waking up and realising they could be anywhere, in a shop, in a bank, in a gay bar, you can find them anywhere. They’re also responsible for all evil in the world, I mean Hitler=Gay, Pol Pot=Gay, Osama Bin Laden=Gay and not forgetting the gayest man ever Jesus Christ, I mean all that love thy neighbour crap, my neighbour is a guy. I will not make love with him no matter how sexy he looks in a tight pair of jeans or coming out of his shower with beads of glistening water slowly rolling down his rippling muscles or when I watch him when he goes to bed and slowly removes his clothes until this adonis is naked with his beatiful member just hanging down between his georgeous buttocks. Anyway yeah gays are bad.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Oh my gosh, these comments are great! Especially the last one. Love thy neighbor, good play on words! The comic was great too. :) Run!
December 16th, 2007 at 5:31 am
Well I was suss with the racist comic but this just got you removed from my Facebook page!
December 16th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Aww, you gots deleted from the Facebook.
I wonder how many people ran to check their son’s closets after reading this. You’ll all deny it now, but we know you did it.
December 19th, 2007 at 4:39 am
bravo.
December 26th, 2007 at 5:14 am
snerk… hrk… PFFFFFFTTTT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! ONE OF THE FREAKIN’ BEST INTERNET JOKES EVER!!!! Yeah man, I swear those emo people/things are planning something.
December 26th, 2007 at 5:14 am
Freddy FENDER. Not Mercury.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:48 am
freddy mercury was awesome
…even though i didn’t know him in person
so…how old do you have to be to be in porn?
February 21st, 2008 at 1:56 am
Rapists definitely wouldn’t be the first to go if natural selection kicked in again! They are wiley fucks and spread their genetic material around,if anything they would thrive. Stupid, unfit people would go…. and I suppose ugly people if they didn’t have any skills but thank jeebuz there isn’t natural selection, I would be boned,my only useful quality is my intelligence and thats mostly just random trivia I spout to seem smart
March 20th, 2008 at 2:30 am
wonder if anyone will make it this far down.
oh and if anyone didn’t realise the blatent sarcasm here I can lend you a spade so you can go dig for your IQ
April 30th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
wow if u think this is bad u should see some of the people i work with… i mean at least on the interwebs there´s no sarcastic tone of voice, so you can miss the sarcasm (well not if it´s as blunt as this rant´s was)but damn it there are people who are unnaware of the existence of sarcasm in real live conversations.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Wow… I’m an aspie and even *I* picked up straight away that that was sarcastic. I’m amazed so many people didn’t, obviously they haven’t paid attention to previous rants.
Or even just the way *that* rant was written.