29.04.2008 - Sock Monster
There has to be a sock monster somewhere. Why else would my sock go missing. I put 10 pairs in the wash, and I swear I end up with odds socks… The only conclusion is that the sock monster is living in my washing machine.
And I win the bet. Ok, let me explain. It’s just gone two in the morning. I realised about 20 minutes ago that I hadn’t done a comic. My friend found this hilarious and bet I couldn’t do on in less than 15 minutes. 13 and a half SUCKER. If only we had bet money. Seriously, apologies for the poor quality of the comic, I really am rushed off my feet at the moment, my dissertation is due in soon, and almost immediately after that there’s exams. SIGH. But would I leave you without a comic? Not if I can help it. Even if you may wish I had… See y’all Thursday.
Oh, and for all you grammar Nazis out there, check out this sweet (well drawn) comic by Spenser. Go on; let your inner Nazi out for some fun. The Grammar Nazi that is, not the Jew hating kind. Keep that one locked away.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:29 am
You think the sock monster’s bad. I woke up the other weekend after a night on the tiles and only had one shoe. No idea what happened to the other one! It ranks as one of the most expensive nights out I’ve ever had (those shoes cost £70!). A guy came round to look at the room I’m moving out of last night and commented on the bizarre single shoe ornament (I hung it on my wall as a reminder that drinking tequila with sambuka chasers is bad) - I didn’t know what to say to I told him that I gave it to a shoeless tramp because “In the land of the shoeless the one-shoed man is king”. He looked at me very strangely. Needless to say he decided not to move in.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:48 am
“…not the Jew hating kind. Keep that one locked away.”
That’s freaking hilarious! I woke my sister up to tell her. She didn’t think it was very funny, but considering it’s almost 1 in the morning and she has class tomorrow (not me- I’m done exams now! Woot!) she didn’t appreciate it.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
You, my not-at-all-good-friend, have been Brynnt.
No, it’s nothing to be worried about, just means you’ve got yet another obsessive follower.
Spent the past… too long reading all your prior comics, and I must say I am -amused-.
Not simply amused, but seriously -amused-.
You have made my otherwise bland day into a vaguely bemusing day, and for that I thank you.
Given said day ends in 10 minutes, my thanks can only last for so long but REGARDLESS expect numerous comments from myself.
Also, I have captured the sock monster and am attempting to interrogate as to the location of the hidden socks.
Once discovered I shall be most wealthy in socks.
Surely no greater joy could exist.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Sock monster! I knew it….
13 minutes? I hates u……! ;p
May 4th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I think pancakes seriously beat being wealthy with socks.
Unless they’re toe socks at least :P