Rated Suicide
Friday - June 22nd, 2007
I wonder what the response would be on the street if after a person has thrown themselves off the top of a building I held up a card giving my rating out of ten.
“The jump was good but the landing could have been better”
November 29th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Ya I know the splash was all wrong ;)
December 2nd, 2007 at 6:35 am
I dunno, I’d give him an 8. Nice splatter. 9 if he walks away after taking an Aspirin…
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
i’d give him a six
he could’ve at least done one and a half flips on the way down and landed on his head
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:43 am
good point
This is so sick and wrong i love it.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
The only problem I have had is that I don’t tend to carry a score card with me, though, I am tempted to, just in case such an occasion arises. In fact, there are plenty of things that I could use my scorecard for: my opinion of food / waiters in restaraunts, people’s jokes, people’s choice of clothing the list is endless. And it surely would be a time saver. Just imagine, no more trying to come up with elaborate lies when a girl asks you how she looks. Just hold up a score card. No more having to laugh at people’s jokes, just hold up a score card. When you reduce all of your social interactions to a simple scorecard rating everyone’s a winner. I’m sure people will appreciate the timesaving measures you have implemented…
December 5th, 2007 at 2:34 am
now that sounds like a great new law “every one must carry score card of the numbers one through 10″
August 16th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
i rate it a 10, perfect fall, perfect landing and perfect death