I promised you a rant, and but a few hours later one appeared. I left my wallet in the supermarket; totally my own fault and no one but myself to blame for doing it. But, to the nasty piece of work that simply took it and didn’t hand it in, I hope you die of cancer, nose cancer preferably. I mean seriously, the wallet had no money in it except for a few pound coins. But it did have my debit cards, my driving licence, my student id, my photocopy cards, a few store cards and a few photos. Since I cancelled the cards within an hour of finding out, they couldn’t have gotten any cash so the wallet is almost totally worthless to them. But it’s a lot of hassle for me, having to organise new cards, getting a new wallet, taking my passport around with me for id (damned baby-face) and for sentimental reasons blah blah blah. Basically the guy who took it is a cock. If anyone sees a guy walking around Southampton with a blue wallet trying to use my Matalan card, give him a slap for me. Or better yet, urinate on his face. The whole incident has lowered my opinion of the human race; I’m not sure how much lower it can go. Couldn’t figure a way to express the anger about the wallet incident in a comic so here’s an orange one instead.