Everywhere I go there are kids zooming in front of me, this way and that, on wheels. And quite frankly it pisses me off. They get in my way, they don’t look where they’re going. I’ve lost count of the times a child has crashed into my leg. It’s dangerous and it’s stupid. And I want them. Pfft, for children 5-12 my arse. Look at them, gliding along, so happy. That could be me. The bastards.

Sorry for the late updates (Tuesday’s went up today as well, go check it out), my hard drives are currently failing, resulting in a lot of errors, a lot of programs shutting half way through without warning, which itself has resulted in a lot of swearing and general animosity towards my computer. It looks like I’m going to have to shell out a couple of hundred quid to replace the parts. Just what I needed.