I only eat ugly things
I eat meat. I love meat. But I do have a certain amount of respect for vegetarians. They say that it’s cruel to raise animals just for food, and so they don’t eat them. And to an extent I agree, especially if the animal has led a bad life, like battery hens etc. It’s why I try to buy free range eggs and avoid chicken that costs 50p per kilo. But what really gets me is the people who complain about the evils of meat eating whilst tucking into their salmon fishcakes, crab soup or fish pie. Since when was a fish not an animal? I think the view is best summed up by people who say “I don’t eat anything with a face.”
Wow, so it’s Saturday, (just) and I’m posting a comic. Weird huh. Five comics for, well, it turned out to be 6 days. But still, it was an interesting step up from the normal 3 a week, and I’m glad to be going back to my regular schedule next week. Thanks to everyone who has voted for us at Buzzcomics, we’re still in the top 30! Woo. There’s no new reward today, but you can still vote here and here if you want to see the baby zebra again. And if you haven’t already, don’t forget to check out the new forums!
February 10th, 2008 at 6:42 am
I’m confuse.. don’t you live in the U.K.? If so, then you posted your last two comics.. on the same day.. hmmm… not really sure..
February 10th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I’m one of those vegetarians you just described. Nothing but seafood for 3 years now soon to be four but for me its more of a health issue. Which is ironic considering my binge drinking and chain smoking.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
i cant remember the last time i had a nice steak. Damn you illness, damn you!!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
but mmm… 50p chicken… you can really taste the batterys
February 11th, 2008 at 1:12 am
@Chaos - I use time stamps for my posts, I think I must have buggered up Friday’s one so it actually went online a few hours after I posted it. It was already late and I didn’t check, I just posted and went to bed! Sorry for any confusion.
@Bryan, but is it a health issue or that baby pigs are cute? Because they are, but they are also tasty in my sandwich.
@Rich, still not better? And… mmmmmmm steak…….
February 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Its more like these vegetarians are not anti meat but anti mammals.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Great minds must think alike!
February 12th, 2008 at 4:15 am
more so that like its better for you. Studies show that about 20 percent of our diets should be coming form lean meats and the remaining 80 percent from vegetation and other sources. And its funny you should mention pork if I miss anything its bacon.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:51 am
I eat meat in every meal. I could never be a vegetarian. My body would go on strike, or it would overthrow me and make me eat some meat.
I missed our steak night this month. Sob. Stupid work!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Oops! I meant to comment with this link:
http://almostmakessense.com/2007/08/01/
February 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Well, great minds do think alike, I guess the conversation I had with my friend is more common than I thought
February 18th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then how come they’re made of meat?
February 21st, 2008 at 2:43 am
Crap now I really want rashers, so tasty ,and I really dislike vegetarians who eat fish, I give them shit about it because it still bothers them that they are eating something that was alive. The important thing though is that I am happy eating many many pieces of animals a day (not in that way you pervert)