Did I order fries
I really hate it when the guys in fast food places ask me if I “want fries with that?” No I don’t. If I did I would have ordered them. And no, don’t want to go large for an extra 50p. And no, I don’t want anything other than what I ordered; otherwise, I would have ordered it! The real reason I hate them asking is because I usually cave and say yes. I’m very susceptible to suggestion. No seriously, it’s scary. All those special offers on in supermarkets, they’re aimed at people like me. I’ll come out of the shop with tins and tins of dog food. I don’t even own a dog… “But they’re on special offer!” I’m not normally allowed to go shopping when the sales are on…





November 21st, 2007 at 8:11 pm
I really hate that too, cuz I’m a cheap bastard. Only the burger please, no, nothing else.
Keep up the great work!
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
who doesn’t want friken fries . Little potato sticksif you ask me Eric your to cheap for your own good:n)
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Thanks for the buttersafe recommendation, I like very much! Not as much as your comic though, obviously ;)
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Sometimes I’m a bit low on cash and shouldn’t really buy the chips, but once I’m offered them I’ll always say yes. It’s very annoying, but once I’ve got them I do tend to enjoy. Maybe even more so due to the fact that I shouldn’t really be eating them… Ohhhh forbidden fries…
Buttersafe is an awesome site! Glad you like it too =)
November 28th, 2007 at 8:24 am
I think I enjoy junk food because it’s bad and you shouldn’t eat it. I don’t have a sense of smell, so it’s not like I can taste much (aside from really strong stuff or the stuff that goes along with your tastebuds). Chocolate does nothing for me really, but I eat it because it’s fun to be bad.
November 30th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Hey, you want to give me five dollars? It is a special one time offer, and for 50 cents more you could even get a “This is a good comic that I discovered through Buttersafe”.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
I suggest you make a comic about jews!
December 26th, 2007 at 5:28 am
eat steak fries. they have potatoes in them and are crunchy.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Now see, what pisses me off a bit more is that most food service places require the employees to give the offer. If they don’t offer, they get in trouble with managers. If they do offer, they piss off people like you. They can’t win!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Freddy Fender, I’ve never had steak fries, but don’t most fries have potato in them? :]
July 7th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
For me, “Would you like fries with that?” doesn’t apply. I’m gluten intolerant, so when I go to McDonald’s all I can eat are salads, sundaes and fries.
Usually, if all I have is spare change, I just get the fries. Therefore, a more applicable question would be “Would you like a burger with that?” ;)