Chat Up Lines
After a few very unsuccessful nights out with a few mates (unsuccessful in terms of talking to new people, more specifically, girls. i.e. we didn’t get very far with anybody) I have decided that I must have some feature that repels people of both sexes. The only person I was able to hold a conversation with for more than a few minutes was very paranoid man who insisted that the government was after him and that I was endangering myself just by talking to him. I think I have the basics covered, I showered and wore clothes etc but just sitting down was enough to make a few people move away from the table, and to the best of my recollection asking someone where the toilet was resulting in a disparaging look and a walking away without reply. Now talk about chat up lines may give the impression that I am just some red blooded male looking for some action, but that is only partly true. I actually enjoy meeting new people and don’t really have any seedy aims for a night out, but I guess I must give off that impression. Which is annoying. Perhaps I should get a t-shirt that says ‘I don’t want to sleep with you I just want to talk’? Would that help?
September 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
LMFAO “I don’t want to sleep with you I just want to talk” brilliant. Unfortunately I don’t think it will work but its worth a shot for comedy value.
Your rants always make me laugh in a dilbert kind of way, keep up the work.
October 4th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I am giving serious thought to making that T-Shirt, it definately wouldn’t work but it would be quite funny to see people’s reactions! Glad you’re enjoying the comic so far, hopefully you’ll keep coming back for more =)
November 28th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Actually, I find the men who made profanely rude comments wildly attractive. Though, none of my girl friends do. So manybe it’s just me. :P
Though that shirt is damn charming. If you got it, it would at the very least be a great conversation starter.
December 1st, 2007 at 8:49 am
I talk to everybody who talks to me. I ask a guy for a light outside of a bookstore, he turns out to be a crazy hobo and sits me down while he looks for his lighter. After about 10 minutes listening to his crazy rambles about pizza and foldable reading glasses I walked across the street, bought us both a lighter and left lol.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
i find you offensive
February 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
How about we do a deal? You do the web design part of my assignment (Who would of thought that an Internet Marketing module would involve web design? Not me, obv) and I’ll give you talking (particulairly to girls) tips… Just a thought.
Very funny rants. Providing me with an excellent procrastination excuse.