18.03.2008 - Babies can’t paint
In fact there are a lot of things babies can’t do. Calculus. Hold a conversation. Pay their share of the rent. Cook a meal. Tidy up once in a while. Pfft, let’s face it, babies are rubbish.
If you haven’t yet checked out the webcomic wiki, well, then you’re rubbish. Quite frankly you sicken me. Now get on over there and check it out. And submit an article. Do it.
March 19th, 2008 at 5:05 am
lol dude but they’re so adorable! I tucked my lil sis in tonight and as I was leaving she said “Bryan, Yo no te dio besito. Translating into “Bryan I didn’t give you your goodnight kiss”. but yeah she can’t draw worth a dam.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
A coworker of mine has pictures his kids drew stuck on the walls of his desk. They’re just rough circles in several different colours of crayon and then a word that looks like it’s meant to say “daddy” going across the middle of them in black.
It’s sickening. Really it is.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
If you don’t like kids, who’s going to continue your family name?
March 19th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Well I think that people need to keep the pictures from the kids to one or two per kid. depending on the number of kids and the size of the desk/office. I have a daughter that just turned one. While theres a lot that she can’t do its really exciting to watch her learn and start to being able to do things.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@ Bryan - if my younger brother pointed out that I hadn’t receieved my goodnight kiss he’d get a smack in the mouth. He’s 18, and can’t draw wortha damn either. (wuv woo rich)
@mightykipper - why is that parents are blinded by their kids drawings. If I ever find myself with a child I’ll be honest about its drawing abilities, thus forcing him to improve for my affection.
@Lor - Oh, my baby army of course…
http://www.apatheticrant.com/comic/my-very-own-army/
@Ben - I’ll teach mine how to play computer games and insert invoice data into a databse spreadsheet, good practice for future life.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
hahahahahahaha….. whatta way to treat a baby. Although if it can already stand, it’s a toddler or something? ;P
When I’m near babies, I wink at them. They like that somehow…
March 19th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Hey man how did you make this blog?
March 20th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Lol Mike well my sis is three so its still socially acceptable to do so. But I feel like I have to add to the topic at hand. Her day care makes her practice her ABCs and it makes me slap my forehead every time I see what she does on her own.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
This is how I taught my daughter how to draw.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hey!, I’ve just finished reading your comic, and I must say I have had a lot of fun, definetly a favorite!
Keep up the good work….
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am
@ Speearr - I didn’t even think about the baby standing, I guess when you think about it, it doesn’t make sense. When I’m near mother’s with babies in their prams I smack my lips and lick my lips, looking hungrily at the baby. They don’t like that somehow.
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@ Bryan, I still make my borther practice his ABCs, but only because I find it funny
@ Tony, and it is how I shall teach my kids, if I ever find a woman to impregnate. The best way is negative reinforcement, when they do something wrong, tell them. They’ll never learn otherwise. And they’ll grow up thinking macaroni pictures are really cool, and only realise they suck when their child makes one for them.
@ Vorguess, glad you like the comic, hope you stick around, there’s more on the way!
April 5th, 2008 at 4:18 am
This is funny but familiar. Do you two know each other? Maybe great minds just think alike.
http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/28/the-cat-drawing/